twistedwisdum Profile Information

Sensing Synergy with Eclectic Gentlemen
Age 46 From Augusta, Maine - Online - 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Being born & raised in the great State of Maine and having escaped the quiet woods for a brief 7 month residence in Walnut Creek, California, I needed to return to my native land until I am better prepared to integrate myself into a Spanish speaking community ~ I was unable to secure a social services or government job without the ability to speak Spanish and was forced by financial circumstances to return to Maine in June 2008. Although I currently reside in Maine, I am here reluctantly and only for reasons of survival. I left most of my heart in California and a little piece in every state I passed through on my 3, 840 mile drive across Routes 80 & 90 on my way home to Maine last year. I am working very hard at launching my "internet business consulting" business so I can buy myself another Toyota Celica and get back on the road ~ the only place where I am truly happy. In the meantime, I am always looking to make new friends with whom I can share intelligent, charismatic, quirky, smart-ass, political, spiritual, philisophical and brainiac conversations while we each drool over how hot the other is and how badly we want to abandon our high integrity and classy character and ... well, I'll let you imagine your own ending to that thought process... :) I am thrilled that you are reading my profile and *hope* you are a classically handsome, athletic, intelligent, educated, articulate, adventurous, and spiritually-aware gentleman who can appreciate the dichotomous nature of a well-rounded, intellectual, country-borne lady. I am dedicated to always re-creating myself with each new piece of knowledge and Life experience I acquire ~ I strive to always grow, evolve and to affect everyone I encounter in a positive, loving and enduring way. I consider myself classy, when the need arises, but can be a classic tomboy when the circumstances allow. I am a natural beauty not needing to exercise to maintain my figure, but I am very athletic and have played softball since the age of 9. Since I threw my arm out while playing on my softball league in California I've been nursing a bum rotator cuff since a year ago and am quite embarrassed at how poorly I throw a ball now... lol I can have a serious nature but can also make the most serene people laugh at the least expected moments. I am sarcastically intelligent, blatantly truthful, but always approach others from the position of Love. I never play the 'how do I feel?? game' ~ you will never question my motives or feelings as they will always be obvious and genuine. Given the nature of this site, and as tempting as the fantasy can be, I am not looking to be taken care of ~ I am, however, seeking a collaborative, and cohesive friendship, to begin, with another intelligent and attractive soul who cannot possibly think of sharing their Life with someone whose energy does not vibrate at the same speed as their own. Do we share Synergy?? I love being spontaneous, impulsive, a bit crazy, perhaps? And without a job yet I am free to run and play on a whim. Beware, though. I am currently applying for the daily grind so my free time is limited and subject to amendment at any time. Catch some "twistedwisdum" while you can!
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Politics / Government
My Job Title Is  
Office Associate II
I Make This Much In A Year  
Under $100,000USD/yr
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
My Top 3 Tv Shows Are  
Three's Company ~ House ~ Boston Legal
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Horror, Thriller
My Top 3 Movies Are  
What Dreams May Come ~ Erin Brockovich ~ Basic Instinct
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Pop, Jazz, New age
My Top 3 Musical Artists Are  
Melissa Etheridge, Eric Clapton, too many to list...
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, History, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy
My Top 3 Books Are  
The Conversations With God Series of 10 books
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Indulging whatever crazy adventure creeps into my thoughts and with an equally adventurous and attractive partner-in-crime

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers, Shopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Making no plans except to fill the gas tank, fine-tune the GPS and embark upon whatever journey, however long or short, may strike our fancy... The conversation during the drive will dictate our next choices...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
There are much too many items on my To Do List to even begin to list them here...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
To leave this world in a better condition than it was in when I entered it... however I may happen to accomplish that...
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
A balanced yet dynamic gentleman who honors and embraces the dichotomous nature of a well-rounded, intellectual woman...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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